Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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