Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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