which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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