so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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