The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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