My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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