3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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