don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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