White coat. Heels.
hotel room ftw
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
