All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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