I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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