i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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