I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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