4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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