Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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