I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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