I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Will exercising make me less horny?
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