I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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