I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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