Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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