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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Drunk is a universal language darling
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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