i don't like sucking hair
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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