Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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