She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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