Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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