So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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