I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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