I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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