Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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