Me too!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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