Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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