Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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