I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
