You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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