I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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