He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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