Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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