i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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