I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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