Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You dont lie about slip and slides
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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