Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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