yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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