Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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