after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
