i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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