You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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