This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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