The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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