I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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