no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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