remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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