It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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