So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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