All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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