Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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