I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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