take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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