So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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