Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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